Masturbate-A-Thon; I kid you not

Struggling to find your purpose in life? Can’t seem to find inspiration between the time spent with the lotion on your desk and the frequency of your prolonged showers?

Fantastic.

Perhaps this is the answer:

MASTURBATE-A-THON!

At long last…

I’ve been tip-toeing with this idea for some time now.

What idea is that, Caitlin?

Why, to create a blog that is not a secret, nor anonymous, nor inaccessible to most folk that know me. WHAT A CONCEPT!

I know. I know. Some call me a genius.

Or a slut. Continue reading “At long last…”