“Sex Blah-sitive”

Having slept with a fair share of people… who am I kidding. More than my fair share. Like… a few heaping spoonfuls more than my fair share. I can concur that this hysterical and well-written article by Alana Massey on The Guardian is sadly relevant…

“It is more emotionally laborious for a lot of women to explain why they don’t want to have mediocre sex than to simply have the mediocre sex. It’s just that the sex does approximately as much for us as making a cupping motion over our elbow over and over again. It doesn’t hurt, but why would we?”

But I do have a useful piece of information for those that fear they are doomed to partake in mediocre boning for the rest of their lives: find your sex-positive community and/or get involved in feminist porn. These little blissed out pockets of people are filled with folx who know how to fuck.

10 Reasons To Come To I’D TAP THAT’s Event

1. I will be there. And I’m famous.

THATS ME…

2. Khadeja Wilkinson, Jesse Rae WestNess Fraser and Taken But Available will be there.

3. You don’t have to be single to meet awesome people.

4. No one will judge you – or… we put a great deal of energy into making the space a judgement-free one.

5. Drinks and dancing. Lots of dancing. Especially on my part.

6. Lucan, who’s the head honcho at The Central, is super cool, and their servers are all super sexy.

7. It’s summer. Everyone is wearing small amounts of clothing. And there are TWO patios that are all ours.

8. We have a live Twitter feed @_idtapthat, #CrushTO

9. We need to connect all of the incredibly awesome, talented, beautiful sexual beings in the city so we can build a community of support and friendship and sexy times.

10. Bewbs.

11. Khadeja Wilkinson is offering FREE KISSES.

12. The Condom Shack is being fucking amazing and giving us a $70 gift basket that we are raffling off!